Man, some people just seem to be missing parts of their brains.

Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw this headline was, "Oh well THAT'S convenient!"

Heavy shit man.

What starts as a regular sensational piece about bad things in the library turns into an embarrassing situation, and then a confrontation that goes from Dateline to Springer quickly.

So much for news anchors keeping their stances on social issues private.

That's 24 beers a day for 8 years! Seems to be mostly Coors Light but still, the guy must have no liver...

You've heard of the worm in tequila? Well these guys found a corpse in the barrel of rum they just finished drinking!

Why can't he just be like every other baseball player with a temper and punch a wall?

It'll be legal to carry them for personal use. I think it might be a while before we see that in the US!

Nintendo renames upcoming console 'Revolution' to 'Wii'. Let the bad jokes commence.

Is the cup 1/3 full or 2/3rds empty? At least they been workin' hard, workin' on Saturdays, and orderin' pizza. It's hard work!

What if I don't have any home videos?

I have only one thing to say, and it has been said millions of times before.
God DAMN he's a moron.

"How dare you fail to obey the commandments of the lord your god and bring his wrath down." PSYCHO. This woman is completely insane.

I hope that operator was fired as soon as the situation was discovered. And I hope that family and that little boy gets an assload of money from their lawsuit.