True, and phenomenally hysterical, in its entirety. An excerpt...

“Lord knows I don’t know nothing about nothing, but I know not to put my hole on a pole that I don’t know.” Amen, sister

MySpace may be an awful eyesore by default, but this guide gives a great run down of how to approach its odd take on CSS. It's a good thing.

A bunch of fifteen year olds make up a fake girl profile to make their friend, who likely has been sobbing hysterically for weeks because he got dumped, feel better. Instead, they end up picking up a 48 year old. Dems da breaks.