This is simply amazing. Volume down at work kids! Best thing on Quadriot in a looong time. "You're lying you son of a bitch!"

a special calculator that'll make your roommates/parents/neighbors wonder what's going on...and how you're getting so lucky every night (it makes it a little easier to do that math homework, doesn't it?)

"Hey, I'm the guy who robbed you last week...how about coffee sometime?"

After watching this, don't try to hide that itching feeling inside because you want one, too.

A bizarre ceremony involving a thief, a shopkeeper, and a bevy of babbling Dutchmen

In my spare time I like to stir the nerves a bit.

A story of over 50,000 words without ever using the letter “E.”

The artist's bio at the bottom of the page is actually pretty cool. Fiberglass resin - who'd have thought?

So I'm a big fan of cereal, but, in a can? I dunno... What's the point if you don't get that satisfying "crunch"?

These are easily some of the greatest commercials ever filmed. Don't bother with the two on the top row, but the rest are all gold. If you don't like the leftmost one in the middle row, then I don't want to know you.

Six toes! And attacked the Avon lady! That's one crazy cat.

One of the many things I would consider if I won the lottery...

yeah, you read that right. you don't need to watch the whole thing.